knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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