Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's 9+10? 19.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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