why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Morning wood.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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