Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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feminine literature

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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