Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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