- Anti Joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

I like the color potato.