What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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