What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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