Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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cancer

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Anti Joke

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