- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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