- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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