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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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