- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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