- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A French man gets into a fight

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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