- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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