What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

kill yourself

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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