- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

were at work systems r down

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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