- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

You know whats funny Aids

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

I once did something.

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