-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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