- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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