Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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