Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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