- Anti Joke

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

i killed my family

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

I like school Said no one ever.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

meh

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

cliché rebecca black joke.

A French man gets into a fight

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.