What do black people eat? Food.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

drew edminstin is a rat

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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