- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

no pun intended

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

A black student graduated High School

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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