- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Tucker Rivera

tim has no humor

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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