What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

woman's lacrosse

What is the difference?

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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