What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What's two plus two? Window

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