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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Justin Beiber is a good singer

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents