- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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