What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

wanna hear a joke? i dont

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats white jizz

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

women's rights

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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