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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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