I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I forgot what i was gonna say

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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