- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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