- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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