- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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