a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

no really what are ur names?

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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