- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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