- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What do u call a cripple Biv

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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