Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Justin beiber's penis

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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