The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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1+1=2

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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