- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

The WPGA tour

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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