What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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