Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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