- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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