- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Dusters blow stuff.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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