A man walks into a bar Ouch

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Tucker Rivera

Yo Momma is not fat.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your mom.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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