- Anti Joke

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

what is orange? an orange

Knock Knock CUM IN!

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom