A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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