Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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wsde

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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