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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A man goes to the potty.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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