- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What does water taste like? Water

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

adam hodgson !

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