A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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