Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Y u do dis?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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