- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

A seal walks into a club.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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