How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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