Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Miscarriages.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Anti Joke

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