- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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