- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Miscarriages.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Connor is homo

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