- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

your mom was so fat that she died.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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