- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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