- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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