- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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