Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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