okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Netflix and chill

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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knock knock There's no door

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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