What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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