- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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