What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Justin

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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