What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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what has genitial warts? me

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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