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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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