- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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