- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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