A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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