- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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