Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Vote this down and get DOXED

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Dude man, I'm high...

SUCK MY NUTS

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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