- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

like most people my age. im 27

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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