If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Cancer.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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