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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Women's rights.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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